i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
#her face shone like 2% milk on the verge of spoiling
"How much money does college cost in America?"
"Like me, for instance. Right now.”
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
This movie was fucking great.
Anyone who disagrees is dead wrong.
i love this movie so much. jack black is my favorite actor
if you ever feel bad about yourself please know that i just went to a self defense class and managed to punch myself in the mouth.
don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time
THE MOST HEARTBREAKING, EMOTIONAL AND SADDEST SCENE EVER.
the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
Taylor Swift joins Fall Out Boy for MSKWYDITD on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits
like district 1 are vegas dancers
and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator
and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video
district 4, well, it could be worse
case in point, see district 5
what the fuck district 6
district 7 and their origami
i’m so sorry district 8
is the boy tribute from 9 supposed to be a dalek or
HOWDY Y’ALL FROM DISTRICT 10
wow really creative for 11
BOW DOWN TO DISTRICT 12, BITCHES